:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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