I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i barfeds in our rink
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
