My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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