White coat. Heels.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
True college students do jello shots in the library
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