i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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