i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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