Do you still have your period?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
