come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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