well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I love you. Go after that dick
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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