If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
