Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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