i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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