I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
