i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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