i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
