i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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