I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Houston, we have a squirter
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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