if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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