I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
