Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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