I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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