you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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