Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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