we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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