Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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