Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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