so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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