margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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