Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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