I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
Randomize
