North Korea, Best Korea!
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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