I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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