i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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