I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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