whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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