ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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