She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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