well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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