hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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