Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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