And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
