No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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