its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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