I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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