Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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