Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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