if only i could text you this smell
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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