You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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