I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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