She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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