? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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