I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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