We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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